Things Auggie says that crack me up.
Pomorrow- as in I have school pomorrow.
Porgot- You porgot to give me a kiss!
Part of me- AAAchoo oh, PART OF ME!
Emote control- Use the emote control to change the channel.
Boremonica- I play the blues on the boremonica.
Gum-a-ball- Put a penny in the machine to get a gum-a-ball.