If you decide to go to class and bring your
computer and sit in the back of the room
and quietly sort photos because the lecture is
boring be sure to turn the volume down on
your computer because if you accidentally
double click on a photo and it happens to be
a video of your husband quacking like a duck
very loudly to the baby in the bathtub then you
might be a little red faced and embarrassed.
Then you might be flustered and as everyone
looks at you and you apologize you might be
laughing too hard for any apology to be believable.
It is a good thing the professor seems to like me.