Monday, October 12, 2009

What NOT To Say

My Mother (to me at 39 weeks) :

"So I'm talking to people and you know how some pregnant women just have this little bump in front. I said, NOT MY DAUGHTER!! She looks just like that sun in the Jimmy Dean Commercials. Ya know, I told them? She's just ROUND!! " "I hope that doesn't offend you."

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At least it's better than last pregnancy when she poked me in the arm at 39 weeks and said "I'm trying to figure out if that is weight gain or swelling"


1 comment:

Kathleen said...

i have tears streaming down my face right now.

girl. brother-arlo will be here soon. he just has to be.