Sitting at the table.
Auggie is picking up pieces of fruit and
dropping them one by one on the floor.
A woman comes over with a broom and dustpan
and I apologize for the mess.
Oh, don't worry it's my job!
I get paid for this.
She smiles at Auggie.
He sure is cute.
What's his name?
I repeat- Auggie
Hoggie? Hmph she says and looks a little flummoxed.
She leans over and stage whispers in his ear
I'm sure you'll change that name when you're older.
I cracked up!