Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Therapy is so Passe!

At the midwife's office.

"Are you in therapy for your depression?"

No, I'm a really healthy depressed person.

she blinks at me

Really, I just have to take to my bed with a book sometimes.

"Is your husband supportive?"

Yeah, he knows to steer clear when I feel bad.
Ya know, run and hide.

no response
(not a very good audience with this midwife)

Honestly I feel like that was a ridiculous question anyway. I don't
NEED therapy. Do you need therapy for a sinus infection? I don't have
ISSUES, I have a BRAIN disorder.... I don't need THERAPY, I need
Ok, now I do have an ISSUE. An ISSUE with PEOPLE THAT DON'T

So there.

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

your life should be a sitcom.

no one can make this stuff up!

i would've loved to see the expression on her face.